Squirrel

Jokes

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Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because it was a wafer so long.
What did the bee sit on?
It’s bee-hind
What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want -he cant hear you (but be nice)
Why did the computer go to the orthodontist?
To improve its byte
What did the beaver say to the log?
Its been nice gnawing you!
What do you call a computer superhero?
A screen saver!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans have left.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What has a big mouth and does not say a word?
A river
Why did the gum cross the road?
because it was stuck to the chickens foot
What paces back and forth on the ocean floor?
A nervous wreck
Where do smart hot dogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat his dessert?
He was stuffed
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!
What travels around the world but never leaves its corner?
A postage stamp
What do planets use to download music?
Neptunes
What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you later
What do you call 2 spiders that just got married?
Newlywebs
What is an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat
How do you know which end of the worm is its head?
You tickle the middle and see which one giggles!
Why did the cat put the M into the freezer?
Because it turns into MICE
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